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A soft, cozy hoodie that carries a dry, playful sense of humor. The bold, black text across the chest reads like a deadpan observation — “Toxic [CENSORED] Give Me The Heebie Jeebies” — making this sweatshirt a low-key statement piece for someone who prefers witty sarcasm over loud logos. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend keeps you warm without feeling bulky. The roomy hood, color-matched drawcord, and kangaroo pocket make it easy to pull on for coffee runs, late-night walks, or lazy weekends. Clean lines and no side seams give it a tidy silhouette that layers well under a jacket or stands alone with jeans and sneakers. It’s a casual, wearable shrug-off for people who like to signal mood with a smirk and a well-placed slogan.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look
- Double-lined, adjustable hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfortable layering
- DTF/DTG printing options plus available embroidery on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
I Don't Fuck With Err'Body Like That - Funny Scary Quote Hoodie
$44.99
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look
- Double-lined, adjustable hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfortable layering
- DTF/DTG printing options plus available embroidery on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed