I Have Zero Energy For Bullshit
Zero-tolerance energy statement sweatshirt
I have zero energy for bullshit. The tolerance tank reads empty — and it’s staying that way.
Bullshit covers the whole category: the lies, the games, the excuses, the drama, the performances nobody asked for.
It’s not anger; it’s arithmetic. Nothing left in the budget for what doesn’t deserve a single drop of it.
It’s for the no-nonsense operator — the one who calls things what they are and doesn’t flinch when the truth lands.
Why it matters: boundaries stated plainly are boundaries that hold. This one doesn’t whisper.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Have Zero Energy for Bullshit” mean?
The tolerance tank reads empty — on purpose. ‘Bullshit’ names the whole category being declined: lies, games, excuses, drama, performances.
Is this angry or funny?
It’s arithmetic, not anger — and that’s what makes it funny. The budget is at zero, the boundary is stated plainly, and plain boundaries hold.
What makes this a good gift?
For the no-nonsense friend who calls things what they are. Blunt, funny, and impossible to misread — the perfect gift for the straight-talker.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday wear, casual outings, work-from-home days. Anywhere nonsense tends to show up.
How should I style this?
Simple and direct, like the message: jeans or joggers, sneakers, no extras needed.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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