I Rebuke You Fake Bitches In The Name Of Jesus
“I Rebuke You Fake Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Sweatshirt — the performance cancellation
“I Rebuke You Fake Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” calls out the performers — the ones whose personality has a filter and whose loyalty has an expiration date.
Fake isn't a flaw here; it's the whole production. Curated kindness, rehearsed realness, authenticity that only appears when nobody's watching. The rebuke cancels the show.
This is for the genuine article — the believer who's the same person in every room and tired of applauding the act.
Wearing it pulls the curtain: the performance has been reviewed, and the reviews are in. One star. Rebuked.
No filter. No script. No encore.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Rebuke You Fake Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?
It's aimed at performers — the inauthentic, the curated, the ones whose loyalty has an expiration date. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) cancels the show.
Is this about social media fakeness?
Partly — the curated persona is the modern stage. But it's any performance: the rehearsed realness, the kindness with a filter. The target is inauthenticity wherever it performs.
What makes this a good gift?
For the genuine friend — the same person in every room, tired of applauding the act. It's a standing ovation for authenticity.
Where can I wear this?
Girls' nights, casual days, campus — anywhere the performers audition. Unfiltered lane, curtain pulled.
How should I style this?
Authentically, obviously: your real style, no costume. The shirt is the only performance — and it's calling out performances.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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