I Rebuke You Goofy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus
“I Rebuke You Goofy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Sweatshirt — the comedy-show pause
“I Rebuke You Goofy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” is for the ones who play too much — the clowns who turned every serious moment into a joke that stopped being funny three jokes ago.
Goofy here isn't fun; it's a defense mechanism with a laugh track. Nothing lands, nothing's sacred, everything's a bit — and the bit is tired. The rebuke calls for one serious minute.
This is for the one who needed the room to act right just once — the believer who loves laughter but knows when the joke became the problem.
Wearing it pauses the comedy show: the floor is closed for clowning. Serious matters are now in session.
The joke's over. It was over before you started.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Rebuke You Goofy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?
It's aimed at chronic unseriousness — the clowns who play too much and turn every serious moment into a tired bit. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) calls for one serious minute.
Is this against having fun?
No — it's against the defense mechanism: humor that dodges everything real. The design loves laughter; it rebukes the clowning that keeps anything serious from landing.
What makes this a good gift?
For the friend who needed the room to act right just once — the serious one surrounded by bits. It's a pause button with a punchline.
Where can I wear this?
Casual days, comedy shows (ironically), campus, anywhere the bits won't stop. Unfiltered lane, show paused.
How should I style this?
Deadpan delivery: simple, straight-faced fit — clean jeans, plain sneakers. Let the shirt be the only joke in the room.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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