Cultural Context
Rebuking in Jesus' name is documented church practice — commanding against what opposes God by invoking Christ's authority. This series takes that sacred formula and aims it with street directness at specific behaviors; the humor is the delivery, the boundary is real. Targets the taking pattern — one-way receiving across money, time, and energy — not wealth itself. Reciprocity is the standard.

I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus

“I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” Sweatshirt — the ledger audit

Sweatshirt  ·  Street Talk Designs
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About This Piece

“I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” is for the professional takers — the ones with receiving hands and giving amnesia.

Greedy isn't about wanting more; it's about the one-way street. Always the birthday, never the gift. Always the favor, never the return. The rebuke audits the ledger and finds it empty.

This is for the giver who's done being the supply chain — the believer whose generosity built somebody else's lifestyle.

Wearing it closes the account: the taking window is shut, the giving amnesia has been rebuked, and reciprocity is now required.

Give as good as you get. Starting now, you're giving first.

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Garment details & care

Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000

Product features:

  • Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
  • Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
  • Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
  • DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
  • Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What does “I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” mean?

It's aimed at one-way takers — always receiving, never giving, appetite with no reciprocity. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) audits the ledger.

Is this about money?

It's about reciprocity, not riches. The target is the taking pattern — always the favor, never the return — in money, time, energy, all of it.

What makes this a good gift?

For the giver friend who's done being the supply chain — the generous one whose kindness built somebody's lifestyle. It's backup with a balance sheet.

Where can I wear this?

Casual days, girls' nights, anywhere the takers circulate. Unfiltered lane — the audit is public.

How should I style this?

Closed-account energy: sharp, put-together, worth the investment — because you are. Dress like reciprocity is required.

Every Statement Has a Cultural Source

Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.

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Size Guide

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

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