I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus
“I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” Hoodie — the ledger audit
“I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” is for the professional takers — the ones with receiving hands and giving amnesia.
Greedy isn't about wanting more; it's about the one-way street. Always the birthday, never the gift. Always the favor, never the return. The rebuke audits the ledger and finds it empty.
This is for the giver who's done being the supply chain — the believer whose generosity built somebody else's lifestyle.
Wearing it closes the account: the taking window is shut, the giving amnesia has been rebuked, and reciprocity is now required.
Give as good as you get. Starting now, you're giving first.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Rebuke You Greedy Hoes In The Name Of Jesus” mean?
It's aimed at one-way takers — always receiving, never giving, appetite with no reciprocity. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) audits the ledger.
Is this about money?
It's about reciprocity, not riches. The target is the taking pattern — always the favor, never the return — in money, time, energy, all of it.
What makes this a good gift?
For the giver friend who's done being the supply chain — the generous one whose kindness built somebody's lifestyle. It's backup with a balance sheet.
Where can I wear this?
Casual days, girls' nights, anywhere the takers circulate. Unfiltered lane — the audit is public.
How should I style this?
Closed-account energy: sharp, put-together, worth the investment — because you are. Dress like reciprocity is required.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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