Cultural Context
Rebuking in Jesus' name is documented church practice — commanding against what opposes God by invoking Christ's authority. This series takes that sacred formula and aims it with street directness at specific behaviors; the humor is the delivery, the boundary is real. Targets chosen dirt — underhanded moves and backdoor deals — not hygiene. 'Grimy' is moral, not physical.

I Rebuke You Grimy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus

“I Rebuke You Grimy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Hoodie — the daylight audit

Hoodie  ·  Street Talk Designs
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Color: Dark Heather
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About This Piece

“I Rebuke You Grimy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” is for the underhanded — the ones whose moves need a shower and whose deals need daylight.

Grimy is the dirt you choose: the backdoor deal, the stolen credit, the move you'd never make in the light. The rebuke is the daylight — and daylight is disinfectant.

This is for the clean-handed — the believer who does business in the open and is tired of watching the grimy get away with it.

Wearing it posts the inspection results: the dirt has been found, named, and rebuked. Wash up or stay exposed.

Clean hands. Open books. The grimy just got audited.

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Garment details & care

Hoodie — Gildan 18500

Product features:

  • 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
  • Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
  • Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
  • DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements

Care instructions:

  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What does “I Rebuke You Grimy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?

It's aimed at underhanded dealing — the backdoor moves, the stolen credit, the dirt chosen on purpose. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) works as daylight: disinfectant for dirty moves.

Is this about hygiene?

No — 'grimy' here means morally dirty: underhanded, shady, unwashed by choice. It's about the moves, not the hands.

What makes this a good gift?

For the clean-handed friend — the honest dealer tired of watching the grimy win. It's an inspection sticker for integrity.

Where can I wear this?

Casual days, business-casual rooms, anywhere deals get done. Unfiltered lane — the audit is thorough.

How should I style this?

Impeccable like the record: crisp, clean, put-together. Dress like your books are already open.

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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.

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Size Guide

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

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