Cultural Context
Rebuking in Jesus' name is documented church practice — commanding against what opposes God by invoking Christ's authority. This series takes that sacred formula and aims it with street directness at specific behaviors; the humor is the delivery, the boundary is real. Targets weaponized jealousy — criticism that only appears at others' wins — not the private feeling of envy. Hatin' is the pattern, monetized.

I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus

“I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Sweatshirt — the misery-tax decline

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About This Piece

“I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” is for the jealousy-disguised-as-opinion crowd — the critics who only show up when you're winning.

Hatin' is the tax the miserable try to charge the blessed: the side-eye at your success, the 'must be nice' with the knife inside. The rebuke declines the charge — unpaid, unowed, unbothered.

This is for the winning — the believer whose blessings keep attracting auditors they never hired.

Wearing it posts the policy: hate is not accepted here as currency. The blessings are paid in full, and the haters can watch for free.

Stay blessed. Stay unbothered. The hatin' has been rebuked.

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Garment details & care

Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000

Product features:

  • Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
  • Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
  • Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
  • DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
  • Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What does “I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?

It's aimed at haters — jealousy disguised as opinion, criticism that only appears when you win. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) declines the misery tax: unpaid, unowed, unbothered.

Is this just about jealousy?

It's about weaponized jealousy — the side-eye at success, the critique that never appears for struggles. The design rebukes the pattern, not the feeling; everybody feels envy, haters monetize it.

What makes this a good gift?

For the winning friend — the blessed one attracting auditors they never hired. It's an unbothered policy they can wear.

Where can I wear this?

Anywhere the blessings show: celebrations, graduations, promotions, girls' nights. Unfiltered lane — the policy is posted.

How should I style this?

Blessed and unbothered: polished, confident, glowing. Dress like the blessings are paid in full — because they are.

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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.

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Size Guide

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

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