I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus
“I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Hoodie — the misery-tax decline
“I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” is for the jealousy-disguised-as-opinion crowd — the critics who only show up when you're winning.
Hatin' is the tax the miserable try to charge the blessed: the side-eye at your success, the 'must be nice' with the knife inside. The rebuke declines the charge — unpaid, unowed, unbothered.
This is for the winning — the believer whose blessings keep attracting auditors they never hired.
Wearing it posts the policy: hate is not accepted here as currency. The blessings are paid in full, and the haters can watch for free.
Stay blessed. Stay unbothered. The hatin' has been rebuked.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Rebuke You Hatin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?
It's aimed at haters — jealousy disguised as opinion, criticism that only appears when you win. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) declines the misery tax: unpaid, unowed, unbothered.
Is this just about jealousy?
It's about weaponized jealousy — the side-eye at success, the critique that never appears for struggles. The design rebukes the pattern, not the feeling; everybody feels envy, haters monetize it.
What makes this a good gift?
For the winning friend — the blessed one attracting auditors they never hired. It's an unbothered policy they can wear.
Where can I wear this?
Anywhere the blessings show: celebrations, graduations, promotions, girls' nights. Unfiltered lane — the policy is posted.
How should I style this?
Blessed and unbothered: polished, confident, glowing. Dress like the blessings are paid in full — because they are.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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