I Rebuke You Hypocrites in the Name of Jesus — Humorous Religious Hoodie
$44.99
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About This Piece
This cozy hoodie carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek message in simple, typewriter-style text across the chest — equal parts sassy and devotional. The heavyweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm and substantial on cool mornings, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add durability and a clean look. A roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and provides a relaxed silhouette. Wear it to make a playful statement during church potlucks, late-night runs, or while lounging at home. The restrained black-on-white design keeps the focus on the message, letting personality do the talking without shouting.
Soft, reliable fabric. A comfortable classic fit. A garment that reads like a wink from a friend who believes in faith and humor at the same time.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Knitted without side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and relaxed fit
- DTF/DTG print options and available embroidery placements (chest, wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Soft, reliable fabric. A comfortable classic fit. A garment that reads like a wink from a friend who believes in faith and humor at the same time.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Knitted without side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and relaxed fit
- DTF/DTG print options and available embroidery placements (chest, wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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I Rebuke You Hypocrites in the Name of Jesus — Humorous Religious Hoodie$44.99