I Rebuke You Lazy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus
“I Rebuke You Lazy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” Hoodie — the snooze denial
“I Rebuke You Lazy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” is for the professionally horizontal — the ones whose ambition hit snooze and never woke up.
Lazy here is the lifestyle, not the rest day: potential with the covers over its head, dreams on do-not-disturb. The rebuke is the alarm clock — snooze denied, in Jesus' name.
This is for the grinders watching from the treadmill — the believers up early, building daily, tired of the nap lobby's excuses.
Wearing it rings the bell: the snooze era is over, the covers are coming off, and potential is being evicted from the bed.
Wake up. The dream doesn't chase itself.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “I Rebuke You Lazy Bitches In The Name Of Jesus” mean?
It's aimed at chronic laziness as a lifestyle — ambition on snooze, potential under the covers. The rebuke formula (Luke 10:19, James 4:7) works as an alarm clock: snooze denied.
Is this mocking rest or burnout?
No — it's mocking the lifestyle, not the rest day. Everybody needs rest; the design rebukes the permanent horizontal: potential that never gets out of bed.
What makes this a good gift?
For the grinder friend — up early, building daily, tired of excuses. It's an alarm clock with a punchline.
Where can I wear this?
The gym, campus, casual days — anywhere the grinders gather. Unfiltered lane, snooze denied.
How should I style this?
Up-and-at-it energy: athleisure, fresh sneakers, ready to move. Dress like the alarm already went off.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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