I Rebuke You Triflin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus
I Rebuke You Triflin' Bitches In The Name Of Jesus hoodie — funny-faith rebuke aimed at triflin' behavior.
I REBUKE YOU TRIFLIN' BITCHES IN THE NAME OF JESUS is where the prayer book meets the group chat — a full biblical rebuke, aimed at the triflin' ones — the low-down, no-account, irresponsible energy.
To rebuke “in the name of Jesus” is to command something to stop on His authority — Luke 10:19 kind of authority. Here the target is triflin' behavior: low-down, no-account, irresponsible energy — East Coast slang's documented sense — rebuked and dismissed.
This is for the ones who handle their business and expect the same — believers with a sense of humor who keep standards and keep receipts.
For the prayer warriors with a sense of humor — covered and cracking up.
Why it matters: standards are spiritual. This rebukes the low-down and blesses the ones who show up, follow through, and handle business..
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “rebuke” mean here?
To command something to stop on Jesus' authority — Luke 10:19, James 4:7 territory. This design aims that authority at triflin' behavior: named, confronted, and dismissed — said with a laugh, not a curse.
Is this serious or just a joke?
Both. The prayer language is real — rebuking in Jesus' name is genuine church practice. Pointing it at triflin' energy is the pressure valve: venting about a behavior, church-humor style. It's a roast, not a hex — aimed at actions, never at cursing a person.
What makes this a good gift?
For the friend who handles every single thing — the responsible one everybody calls when it counts. This is their official stamp of standards.
Where can I wear this?
Church picnics, cookouts, girls' nights, everyday errands — anywhere the funny-faith crowd gathers. It's a conversation starter with a punchline built in.
How should I style this?
Let the statement carry it — pair it with denim and sneakers and let the rebuke do the talking. This one needs no accessories; the attitude is printed on.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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