If You Love Cigars We Related － Cigar Lovers Sweatshirt
Cigar-lover kinship statement sweatshirt
"If you love cigars, we related" claims kinship without the paperwork — related by leaf, not by blood.
The dictionary documents "cousin" as a term of endearment among friends — this is the play-cousin claim, made at the first light.
For the one whose family tree has a smoking section — the reunion regular, the cookout chair-holder.
It's worn as the family joke that isn't a joke: share the ritual, join the relatives.
The bloodline is optional. The leaf line is not.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does "If You Love Cigars, We Related" mean?
It's a family-loyalty statement: a shared love of cigars makes two people related — play-cousin kinship, claimed on sight. The dictionary documents "cousin" (e. coast, new school) as a term of endearment among friends. Cigar culture is documented as family-forming. The statement says: related by leaf, not by blood.
Is this a compliment?
Yes — "we related" is the family claim, and family is forever. It's the play-cousin welcome: you're one of us now. It honors the lounge culture where the leaf makes relatives out of strangers.
What makes this a good gift?
It's for the family of the leaf — the reunion regular, the cookout chair-holder. It lands for birthdays, Father's Day, and family gatherings. Give it to the one whose family tree has a smoking section.
Where can I wear this?
Lounges, reunions, cookouts, herfs — everywhere the extended family of the leaf gathers.
How should I style this?
Wear it like family — pair the sweatshirt with jeans and sneakers or boots. Relaxed and rooted; the graffiti lettering keeps it bold.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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