We Don't Do Fake People－Couples Boundary Sweatshirt
Couples boundary real-ones statement sweatshirt
We Don’t Do Fake People is a couples boundary drawn in caution tape — the circle is small on purpose.
‘We don’t do’ is the shared-standard construction: not just one person’s rule, the couple’s house policy — fake doesn’t get past the door.
This is for the couple with a matching guest list: real ones only, access earned, energy protected.
It’s a compliment to the relationship itself — two people agreed on the standard, and the standard is solid.
The caution stripes aren’t decoration. They’re the policy.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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3–5 Days
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “We Don’t Do Fake People” mean?
‘We don’t do’ is the shared-standard construction — not one person’s rule, the couple’s house policy. ‘Fake people’ is the vernacular for the inauthentic. Together it’s a boundary in caution tape: the circle is small on purpose, and fake doesn’t get past the door.
Is “We Don’t Do Fake People” a compliment?
Yes — to the relationship. It says two people agreed on the standard, and the standard is solid. It’s also a compliment to everyone inside the circle: you’re here because you’re real.
What makes this a good gift?
It’s the couples gift with a backbone — anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, matching sets. It honors the pair’s shared standards, which is a deeper compliment than matching initials.
Where can I wear this?
Everyday casual, date nights, couple outings, low-key events. The caution stripes read as policy — wear it where the boundary is the point.
How should I style this?
Keep it clean and unified — matching or coordinating with your person, dark denim, clean sneakers. The statement is shared; the fit can be too.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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