We Don't Do Fake Friends－Couples Boundary Hoodie
Couples boundary statement hoodie
The circle is vetted. The policy is posted.
"We don’t do fake friends" is the couple’s loyalty rule, stated as household policy: no performative friendships, no smiling enemies, no energy you have to recover from. The caution framing says it’s official — this house runs on real.
This is for the couple who protects their peace as a team — matching energy, matching standards, zero tolerance for the fake.
It matters because a relationship is only as healthy as the circle around it. This is the fence around the good thing.
Real ones only. Everybody else can watch from outside.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
the USA
3–5 Days
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "We don’t do fake friends" mean?
It is a couple’s loyalty policy: no performative friendships, no smiling enemies, no energy you have to recover from. The "we" makes it a household rule — the circle is vetted and the peace is protected as a team.
Is this meant for couples?
It is built for them — the "we" is the point. But the policy works for any tight unit: best friends, siblings, crews who move as one. The boundary is the message, whoever claims it.
What makes this a good gift?
It fits couples and best-friend duos: anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, "we survived the fake ones" milestones. Buy the pair and wear the policy together.
Where can I wear this?
Date nights, double dates, casual outings, cozy days in. It is a matching-energy piece for low-key plans.
How should I style this?
Coordinate, don’t costume: pair the hoodie with dark jeans and clean sneakers, and let your person match the energy their way. The red letters pop against simple layers.
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