If You Love Wine More Than You Love People We Related — Wine Lovers Sweatshirt
“If You Love Wine More Than You Love People We Related” Sweatshirt — shared wine taste is blood
“If You Love Wine More Than You Love People We Related” upgrades the bond from friends to family — shared wine taste is basically blood at this point.
The family table always had a bottle on it — holidays, Sundays, the long dinners where the stories come out with the second pour. That's the table this statement grew up at.
This is for the kin — the cousins, the chosen family, the ones who finish each other's sentences and each other's bottles.
“We related” is the highest rank in the wine series: friends come and go, but the wine-bonded are blood.
Wear it to the family gathering — the statement sits at the head of the table.
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Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “If You Love Wine More Than You Love People We Related” mean?
It's the top rank of the wine series: shared wine taste is basically blood. Love wine more than people and we're not friends — we're related.
Is it about actual family?
Blood or chosen — both count. It's for the cousins and the chosen family alike: the ones who finish each other's sentences and each other's bottles.
What makes this a good gift?
For the kin — the wine-loving sister, the cousin who hosts Thanksgiving, the chosen family. Holidays, reunions, milestone birthdays.
Where can I wear this?
Family gatherings, holidays, reunions, long Sunday dinners. The head of the table.
How should I style this?
Family-table comfortable — sweatshirt, jeans, whatever the gathering calls for. The statement does the dressing up.
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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