I'm From The Greedy Side of the Family
Called dibs before the dishes were even done
There's always somebody eyeing the last plate before everybody else has even gone back for seconds — that's the Greedy side. This is the relative who calls "dibs" on the good leftovers before the dishes are even done, who somehow ends up with two to-go containers when everyone else has one, who negotiates portion sizes like it's a competitive sport.
Not about need, just about wanting what they want, unapologetically, every single time the food comes out.
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does Greedy mean?
It's the family's name for the one who calls dibs on the leftovers before the dishes are even done.
Who wears this?
The relative who somehow leaves with two to-go containers when everyone else has one.
How and where do people wear this?
Thrown on with jeans for the cookout, layered under a flannel when it's cooler, or worn solo just to make the statement on any regular day.
What makes Street Talk Designs the authority on this language?
Street Talk Designs is backed by Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage — a 700-page, 10,000-entry primary source document of hip-hop and urban street vernacular authored by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. Documented over 15 years from lived experience. No outside perspective. No academic translation. Just the language exactly as the culture created it. That is the credential behind every design in this store.
Why is this a strong gift?
A gift for the relative who's never once settled for one helping — give it as the family's amused, accurate callout.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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