I'm From The Klepto Side of the Family
Somehow ends up with the spoon nobody can find
Somehow, things end up in the Klepto side's bag that were never actually theirs — a pen from the bank, a towel from the hotel, that one serving spoon nobody in the family can find anymore. Not malicious, just a habit that's been running since childhood and never really stopped.
This is the relative you check your purse around, lovingly, because everyone's lost at least one thing to them and everyone's still invited them back anyway. The family's made peace with it — mostly by just assuming whatever's missing will eventually turn up in their car.
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does Klepto mean?
It's the family's name for the one whose bag somehow fills up with things that were never theirs to begin with.
Who wears this?
The relative you check your purse around, lovingly, because everyone's lost something to them at least once.
How and where do people wear this?
Thrown on with jeans for the cookout, layered under a flannel when it's cooler, or worn solo just to make the statement on any regular day.
What makes Street Talk Designs the authority on this language?
Street Talk Designs is backed by Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage — a 700-page, 10,000-entry primary source document of hip-hop and urban street vernacular authored by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. Documented over 15 years from lived experience. No outside perspective. No academic translation. Just the language exactly as the culture created it. That is the credential behind every design in this store.
Why is this a strong gift?
A gift for the relative who's never met a spoon, pen, or towel they didn't take home — give it as the family's amused, knowing callout.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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