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Charm, Slightly Suspicious
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved fit and structural support
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- High-detail print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'I'm from the sleazy side of the family' mean?
A humorous family-pride statement claiming the smooth-talking-but-questionable branch of the family.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who reps the most questionably charming branch of the family tree.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny gift for anyone who's the smooth talker with a reputation at every family gathering.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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