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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks like the person wearing it: candid, a little cheeky, and unapologetically themselves. Soft, medium-heavy fleece holds bold, slightly imperfect lettering that reads like a private joke you’re happy to share. It slips on easily for slow mornings with coffee, late-night walks, or run-in-to-the-store moments when you want warmth without fuss. The clean white backdrop keeps the message front-and-center, and the sturdy construction means this becomes one of those worn-again-and-again pieces that feels familiar from the first wear. Wear it when you want to lean into your solo energy, laugh at the tiny absurdities of life, and move through the day with low drama and high honesty.

Product features
- Embroidered or printed placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.
- Made from a 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton.
- Adult sizing, made in Nicaragua, meets safety and chemical compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates).

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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