We Don't Do Fake Energy－Couples Boundary T-shirt
"We Don't Do Fake Energy" couples boundary pact t-shirt — per style
"We Don't Do Fake Energy" is a couples' boundary stated as house policy — the fakeness stops at the door.
Fake energy is the performance, the pretense, the smiling-through-it — and this statement opts the whole relationship out of all of it.
Built for the couple whose realness is non-negotiable.
The "we" makes it a pact: both people, same standard, no exceptions for holidays or in-laws.
Real ones only. The policy is posted.
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Garment details & care
Tee — Bella+Canvas 3001
Product features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable wear
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape
- Printed chest design with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, vibrant detail
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
- Ethically produced (REACH certified, responsible manufacturing, Honduras origin)
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "We Don't Do Fake Energy" mean?
It's a couples' boundary stated as house policy: the relationship opts out of pretense, performance, and smiling-through-it. The "we" makes it a pact — both people, same standard.
Is this a motivational statement?
Yes — it motivates through standards. It says realness isn't negotiable in this relationship, and the caution-tape styling posts it like policy.
What makes this a good gift?
It's made for real couples — anniversaries, Valentine's, and the pair that keeps it honest. The pact framing makes it a shared statement, not just a shirt.
Where can I wear this?
Date nights, casual days, couples outings, and everyday wear. The gold distressed lettering on navy reads bold.
How should I style this?
Couple-casual: jeans with clean sneakers. Match the energy, not necessarily the outfit — the pact is the point.
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