ION Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You － Bold Expression Statement Hoodie
$44.99
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About This Piece
Soft, warm, and quietly sarcastic — this hoodie says what you’re thinking without shouting. The clean white fleece hosts a bold, minimalist text design across the chest that reads like a low-key mood update. Slip it on for slow mornings, coffee runs, or when you need an easy layer that keeps you comfortable while keeping your distance. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel lived-in from the first wear. Lightweight enough to layer, substantial enough to ward off chill, it becomes a go-to for days when social energy is low and honesty is high.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth print surface
- Tubular knit without side seams for clean fit and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethical sourcing
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth print surface
- Tubular knit without side seams for clean fit and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethical sourcing
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
Ships in
3–5 Days
3–5 Days
Questions Answered
in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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ION Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You － Bold Expression Statement Hoodie$44.99