ION (I Don't) Argue Wit Goofy Bitches — Funny Statement T-Shirt
Not taking the foolishness seriously
Nothing about this situation is serious, and treating it like it deserves an argument would be giving it too much credit.
This phrase claims that boundary honestly, peace protected by refusing to take foolishness seriously enough to argue.
It's a claim made with a shake of the head, for the ones who won't argue with straight-up foolishness.
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- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
It refuses to argue with people who can't be serious for five minutes.
Who is this for?
For the ones who shake their head instead of arguing with foolishness.
How should I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — for the one who won't argue with straight-up foolishness.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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