ION (I Don't) Argue Wit Grimy Bitches — Funny Sassy Statement Hoodie
The sassy boundary-statement hoodie — ion argue, wit grimy, strikethrough and all.
ION argue wit grimy bitches — "ion" is "I don't," and the grimy don't get a debate.
"Grimy" is East Coast street language for deceitful and disloyal — no morals, no loyalty, no trust.
This is for the ones who peeped the dirt and stepped around it.
You don't argue with grime — you wash your hands of it.
Clean hands, clear conscience, conversation closed.
Shop the Ion Fuck/Argue With collection — statement designs rooted in hip-hop culture.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
the USA
3–5 Days
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does "grimy" mean?
Deceitful and disloyal — East Coast street language for no morals, no loyalty, no trust. "Grimy" is the dirt you step around, not through.
Is "grimy" an insult or a compliment?
A verdict. "Grimy" was never a compliment — it's the word for the deceitful and disloyal. The shirt just declines the conversation with them.
What makes this a good gift?
A sharp, funny statement gift for the friend who lives the no-drama code. Know your audience — it's explicit, and that's the point.
Where can I wear this?
Nights out with friends, casual everyday wear — the everyday no-drama uniform. Gag-gift and statement-gift occasions, anywhere the code is live.
How should I style this?
Keep it effortless: the design does the talking, so the rest of the fit just needs to show up. Denim, sneakers, unbothered energy.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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