ION (I Don't) FUCK WIT CORNY BITCHES — Bold Sarcastic Hoodie
Not Laughing At The Try-Hard Jokes
The same joke gets recycled for the third time this week, delivered with the same confidence like it's landing for the first time.
This phrase makes that choice plainly, refusing to keep company with people who force outdated material and call it charm.
It's a line held without apology, for the ones who stopped laughing just to be polite.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
Refuses to keep company with people who force outdated material and call it charm.
Who is this for?
For the ones who stopped laughing just to be polite
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one who stopped laughing just to be polite.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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