ION (I Don't) FUCK WIT CRAZY BITCHES — Bold Sarcastic Sweatshirt
Not Gambling On Which Version Shows Up
The reaction to the exact same situation is calm on Monday and a whole scene on Tuesday, and there's no way to plan around that kind of gamble.
This phrase makes that choice plainly, refusing to keep company with people whose reactions are impossible to predict from one day to the next.
It's a line held without apology, for the ones who stopped guessing which version was going to show up.
the USA
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
Refuses to keep company with people whose reactions are impossible to predict from one day to the next.
Who is this for?
For the ones who stopped guessing which version was going to show up
How should I style this Sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one who stopped guessing which version was going to show up.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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