It Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang — Funny Statement Pullover
$44.99
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About This Piece
This casual hooded sweatshirt carries a blunt, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest that reads “I’M TOO EFN BUSY TO BE BOTHERED.” It’s a roomy, medium-heavy pullover built for cool days and slow mornings — soft on the skin, warm without being bulky. The clean white backdrop and bold black lettering give it a minimalist, street-ready look that pairs with jeans, joggers, or lounging at home. The kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort, while quality printing and optional embroidery details keep the design crisp wash after wash. Wear it when you want to announce your mood without saying a word.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched double-lined hood with woven drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available on chest and wrists
- OEKO‑TEX and safety-compliant dyes; ethically sourced cotton and tear-away label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched double-lined hood with woven drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available on chest and wrists
- OEKO‑TEX and safety-compliant dyes; ethically sourced cotton and tear-away label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
3–5 Days
Questions Answered
in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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It Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang — Funny Statement Pullover$44.99