It's Always Some Bullshit — Funny Bull On Toilet With Cell Phone T-Shirt
The Bull Doesn't Even Look Up Anymore
One thing gets handled and two more show up right behind it, like there's a never-ending line waiting to cause a problem.
This phrase stopped being surprised about it a long time ago, settling into the fact that something is always, always going wrong.
It's worn with a shrug and a laugh, for the ones who stopped being surprised and started just laughing instead.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A resigned acknowledgment that something is always going wrong, so constant it barely registers as news.
Who is this for?
For the ones who stopped being surprised and started just laughing instead
How should I style this T-Shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one who stopped being surprised and started just laughing instead.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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