May You Be Protected From Bitches Who Jealous On You — Funny Protection Statement Sweatshirt
$39.99
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About This Piece
Soft, steady, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck settles into your wardrobe like a quiet wink. The heavyweight, 50/50 cotton-poly fabric drapes with classic fit comfort while the ribbed collar and reinforced stitching keep it looking sharp after repeat wear. The front artwork reads like a brave private joke: bold block letters with a crossed-out line that adds a touch of defiant humor. Wear it on slow mornings, long drives, or evenings around friends when you want to feel guarded and playful at once. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want warmth without fuss and personality without shouting.
Product Type: Sweatshirt
Theme/Features: Subtle snarky protection message with crossed-out text; bold black lettering on a clean background
Target Audience: People who enjoy dark-humor apparel, introverted extroverts, and anyone who likes expressive yet low-key statement pieces
Occasions: Casual hangouts, coffee dates, weekend errands, small gatherings and nights in with friends
Product features
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and longevity
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother, waste-reducing construction
- Embroidery options available on chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product Type: Sweatshirt
Theme/Features: Subtle snarky protection message with crossed-out text; bold black lettering on a clean background
Target Audience: People who enjoy dark-humor apparel, introverted extroverts, and anyone who likes expressive yet low-key statement pieces
Occasions: Casual hangouts, coffee dates, weekend errands, small gatherings and nights in with friends
Product features
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and longevity
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother, waste-reducing construction
- Embroidery options available on chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-
Made in
the USA
the USA
Ships in
3–5 Days
3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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May You Be Protected From Bitches Who Jealous On You — Funny Protection Statement Sweatshirt$39.99