May You Be Protected From Bitches Wit Toxic Energy — Funny Protection Statement T-Shirt

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$27.99
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Color: Athletic Heather
Size: S

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About This Piece
This lightweight jersey tee carries a cheeky, cathartic message in bold, hand-drawn lettering — a small rebellion you can wear on repeat. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton makes it breathable and easy to layer, while side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape crisp after washes. The crew neckline and retail fit read clean and casual, so the shirt slides effortlessly into everyday wardrobes — from coffee runs to late-night walks — where it becomes a quiet, relatable statement. The printed label and sleeve art use modern DTF/DTG techniques for sharp, lasting graphics, and the tear-away tag keeps the silhouette smooth against skin. Responsibly manufactured and REACH certified, this tee balances playful attitude with thoughtful construction.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for a classic neckline
- DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp, vibrant text and sleeve detail
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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  • Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
  • Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
  • Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
  • DTF/DTG printed
  • FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
  • Sizes S — 3X
  • Machine wash cold
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron medium
  • Do not dry clean

Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.

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Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.

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Size Guide

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

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