May You Be Protected From Family Tryin To Stop Ya Hustle Funny Sarcastic Prayer Hoodie
$45.00
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About This Piece
Soft, steady, and quietly bold — this cozy hoodie wears its message like a small armor. The clean white canvas and simple black text read: “may you be protected from pretend friends,” inviting a wry smile and quiet solidarity. Slip it on when you need warmth, a moment of calm, or a reminder to surround yourself with truth. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you comfortable while the midweight cotton/poly blend holds shape and print through many washes. Wear it around friends who get your humor, on slow coffee mornings, or as a calm layer on travel days — it’s a wearable little benediction for anyone who values honesty and low-key style.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, classic fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort and convenience
- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available for chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, classic fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort and convenience
- DTF and DTG printing options; embroidery available for chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
Ships in
3–5 Days
3–5 Days
Questions Answered
in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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May You Be Protected From Family Tryin To Stop Ya Hustle Funny Sarcastic Prayer Hoodie$45.00