May You Be Protected From Family Who Think You Slow — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee
Athletic Heather / S
$27.98
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This lightweight jersey tee speaks softly and honestly. The simple, centered text — “may you be protected from pretend friends” — reads like a quiet blessing and a boundary rolled into one. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, the crew-neck silhouette and soft Airlume cotton feel gentle against skin while the straight retail fit keeps the message front-and-center. It settles into everyday life: coffee runs, late-night walks, and small-group hangouts where sincerity matters more than small talk. The understated type and clean white ground let the sentiment do the talking without shouting. Choose this tee when you want clothing that communicates care, guarded warmth, and a little wry wisdom.
Who this shirt speaks to: people who prize authentic connections, favor honest humor, and lean into intentional living. It lands naturally at gatherings like low-key birthday dinners, roommate move-ins, or slow Sunday afternoons when you’d rather know who’s truly there for you than collect acquaintances.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant text
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
May You Be Protected From Family Who Think You Slow — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee
$27.98
Who this shirt speaks to: people who prize authentic connections, favor honest humor, and lean into intentional living. It lands naturally at gatherings like low-key birthday dinners, roommate move-ins, or slow Sunday afternoons when you’d rather know who’s truly there for you than collect acquaintances.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant text
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean