May You Be Protected From Friends Tryin To Stop Ya Money  — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee

May You Be Protected From Friends Tryin To Stop Ya Money — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee

Athletic Heather / S
$27.99
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May You Be Protected From Friends Tryin To Stop Ya Money  — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee

May You Be Protected From Friends Tryin To Stop Ya Money — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee

$27.99
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This lightweight jersey tee speaks softly and honestly. The simple, centered text — “may you be protected from pretend friends” — reads like a quiet blessing and a boundary rolled into one. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, the crew-neck silhouette and soft Airlume cotton feel gentle against skin while the straight retail fit keeps the message front-and-center. It settles into everyday life: coffee runs, late-night walks, and small-group hangouts where sincerity matters more than small talk. The understated type and clean white ground let the sentiment do the talking without shouting. Choose this tee when you want clothing that communicates care, guarded warmth, and a little wry wisdom.

Who this shirt speaks to: people who prize authentic connections, favor honest humor, and lean into intentional living. It lands naturally at gatherings like low-key birthday dinners, roommate move-ins, or slow Sunday afternoons when you’d rather know who’s truly there for you than collect acquaintances.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant text

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Frequently asked questions

What is your shipping policy?

We currently offer free shipping within the United States only, with delivery in 5-7 business days. International shipping is not available at this time, but we're working to expand our shipping options in the future.

Do Street Talk Designs sweatshirts fit true to size?

Yes, our sweatshirts fit true to size with a comfortable unisex cut. They're designed for a relaxed streetwear fit—not too baggy, not too tight. If you prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up one size.

How long do the graphics on Street Talk Designs sweatshirts last?

Our bold statement graphics are built to last as long as the sweatshirt itself. We use high-quality printing with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that resist fading, cracking, and peeling—even after dozens of washes. Your message stays loud.

Is Street Talk apparel ethically made?

Yes. Street Talk apparel is made with US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. We're intentional about production—no shortcuts, no compromises. Every piece is ethically produced because quality and responsibility matter as much as the message on the shirt.

What types of apparel does Street Talk offer?

Street Talk Designs offers statement graphic tees, hoodies, and sweatshirts for men and women. Every piece is designed to turn real street language into wearable expression—bold graphics rooted in hip-hop culture and authentic urban identity. We focus on apparel that lets you wear your mindset, not just follow trends.

Does Street Talk use profanity in their designs?

Street Talk offers both filtered and unfiltered collections. Our filtered designs keep the same street energy and attitude without profanity—bold, expressive language that works for all audiences. Our unfiltered collection uses raw, uncensored street language for those who want the full, authentic expression. Both are rooted in real culture, just different levels of intensity depending on how you want to show up.

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