May You Be Protected From Haters Tryin To Stop Ya Money — Funny Sarcastic Prayer Tee
A Prayer For The Money, Hater Edition
Money conversations get complicated fast when the opinions are coming from people who never contributed a dime.
This phrase turns that complication into a prayer, the money staying exactly where it belongs.
It's worn like a closed ledger nobody outside gets to read, for the ones whose money stays theirs no matter what the haters think about it.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A wry prayer-format blessing asking for protection from haters trying to interfere with your money.
Who is this for?
For the ones whose money stays theirs no matter what the haters think about it
How should I style this T-Shirt?
Wear it true-to-size for an easy, everyday fit that lets the graphic do the talking.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one whose money stays theirs no matter what the haters think about it.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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