May You Be Protected From Pretend Friends - Funny Sarcastic Prayer Crop Top
A Prayer Against The Fake Loyalty
Some friendships only show up for the good news, and disappear the second something actually needs doing.
This one prays the pretending out of the picture entirely, leaving room for the loyalty that was never performance.
It's worn like a filter nobody fake gets through, for the ones whose circle is smaller but every bit of it is real.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A wry prayer-format blessing asking for protection from pretend friends.
Who is this for?
For the ones whose circle is smaller but every bit of it is real
How should I style this Crop Top?
Pair it with high-waisted bottoms for an easy everyday look with attitude.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one whose circle is smaller but every bit of it is real.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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