May You Be Protected From Pretend Friends - Funny Sarcastic Prayer Crop Top

May You Be Protected From Pretend Friends - Funny Sarcastic Prayer Crop Top

XS / Heather Grey
$28.00
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May You Be Protected From Pretend Friends - Funny Sarcastic Prayer Crop Top

May You Be Protected From Pretend Friends - Funny Sarcastic Prayer Crop Top

$28.00
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Lightweight and relaxed, this festival crop top speaks with quiet confidence. The clean scoop neckline and raw hem edges give it a lived-in, effortless vibe — the kind of piece you reach for when you want to move freely, dance harder, and keep your look uncluttered. The simple, bold text on the front feels like a private mantra: protective, wry, and a little rebellious. It layers easily under open jackets, pairs with high-waist shorts or flowy skirts, and sits comfortably through long days and late nights with a breathable, barely-there feel.

Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Extra light fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) — airy and breathable for warm-weather wear
- Scoop neckline that flatters and frames the collarbone
- Raw bottom and sleeve hems for a relaxed, lived-in look
- Tear-away label and self-fabric shoulder tape for clean lines and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Frequently asked questions

What is your shipping policy?

We currently offer free shipping within the United States only, with delivery in 5-7 business days. International shipping is not available at this time, but we're working to expand our shipping options in the future.

Do Street Talk Designs sweatshirts fit true to size?

Yes, our sweatshirts fit true to size with a comfortable unisex cut. They're designed for a relaxed streetwear fit—not too baggy, not too tight. If you prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up one size.

How long do the graphics on Street Talk Designs sweatshirts last?

Our bold statement graphics are built to last as long as the sweatshirt itself. We use high-quality printing with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that resist fading, cracking, and peeling—even after dozens of washes. Your message stays loud.

Is Street Talk apparel ethically made?

Yes. Street Talk apparel is made with US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. We're intentional about production—no shortcuts, no compromises. Every piece is ethically produced because quality and responsibility matter as much as the message on the shirt.

What types of apparel does Street Talk offer?

Street Talk Designs offers statement graphic tees, hoodies, and sweatshirts for men and women. Every piece is designed to turn real street language into wearable expression—bold graphics rooted in hip-hop culture and authentic urban identity. We focus on apparel that lets you wear your mindset, not just follow trends.

Does Street Talk use profanity in their designs?

Street Talk offers both filtered and unfiltered collections. Our filtered designs keep the same street energy and attitude without profanity—bold, expressive language that works for all audiences. Our unfiltered collection uses raw, uncensored street language for those who want the full, authentic expression. Both are rooted in real culture, just different levels of intensity depending on how you want to show up.

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