Never Discuss Cheese With A Rat — Sassy Adult Humor T‑Shirt
$27.99
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About This Piece
Lightweight, breathable, and built for everyday attitude — this crew-neck tee speaks with a wink. Made from soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt sits with a clean retail fit and a ribbed collar that holds its shape through washes. The front features bold, cheeky text with a red strike-through detail that adds humor and edge without shouting. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the silhouette crisp, while a tear-away label keeps it comfortable against skin. Wear it on casual weekends, road trips, or when you need a little wardrobe sass to match your mood.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar for a neat silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Durable printed design: DTF/DTG printing methods ensure crisp, vibrant text and detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar for a neat silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Durable printed design: DTF/DTG printing methods ensure crisp, vibrant text and detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Never Discuss Cheese With A Rat — Sassy Adult Humor T‑Shirt$27.99















