Never Discuss Cheese With Rats — Sassy Adult Humor Hoodie
$44.99
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About This Piece
This hoodie speaks with a wink and a bit of edge — a soft, roomy layer that carries a sassy line across the chest. It’s the sort of sweatshirt you pull on when you want to be comfortable but still send a clear message: grown and standing on your own. The white knit gives the bold black type room to breathe while the red strike-through adds personality and attitude. Wear it for slow coffee runs, late-night walks, or days when you want a cozy layer that matches your confidence. The kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and gives the piece a lived-in feel. Comfortable, warm, and unapologetic — it fits into a life that values honesty, dry humor, and a little reclamation of voice.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Prints applied with DTF and DTG methods; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and eco dye standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Prints applied with DTF and DTG methods; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and eco dye standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Made in
the USA
the USA
Ships in
3–5 Days
3–5 Days
Questions Answered
in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Never Discuss Cheese With Rats — Sassy Adult Humor Hoodie$44.99