Never Discuss Cheese With Rats - Sassy Adult Humor Sweatshirt
S / Ash
$39.99
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A soft, structured crewneck sweatshirt that blends vintage attitude with everyday comfort. The clean white background makes the bold, rubbed-out headline and strong serif text read like a personal manifesto: a little rough around the edges, unapologetic, and ready to be lived in. The midweight cotton-poly fabric hugs the body just enough while the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching hold shape through repeated wears. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on road trips when the night gets cold, or layered under a coat for a blunt, confident look.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroidered placement options (left/center chest and wrists) with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton and safety compliance certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Never Discuss Cheese With Rats - Sassy Adult Humor Sweatshirt
$39.99
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroidered placement options (left/center chest and wrists) with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton and safety compliance certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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