Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt front flat-lay: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt back view: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt fabric detail close-up: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 4: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 5: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 6: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 7: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 8: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 9: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 10: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt alternate view 11: NOBODY LIKES A over a cartoon visual pun — a man bending toward a donkey’s rear, the (ass kisser) drawn instead of written — full color on a white panel, olive sweatshirt. Street Talk Designs sarcastic statement apparel.

Cultural Context

“Ass kisser” is documented idiom for the fawning flatterer — submissively deferential in person, bold in absence. The design’s visual pun draws the rest: a donkey, doing the honors, so the parenthetical is spelled out in the image instead of the words. The rule is universal; the guilty self-identify.

Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser) — Sweatshirt

“Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser)” Sweatshirt — the sarcastic statement

Sweatshirt · Street Talk Designs

$39.99

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About This Piece

“Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser)” states the universal rule — flattery might open doors, but nobody respects the one doing the flattering.

“Ass kisser” is documented idiom for the fawning flatterer — the two-faced one, deferential to superiors in their presence and bold behind their backs. The cartoon draws what the words won’t: a donkey, doing the honors.

This is for the one who earned everything straight up — the friend who’d rather lose the promotion than lick the boot.

The sarcasm is the illustration: it doesn’t call anybody out by name — it just shows the picture and lets the guilty recognize themselves.

Wear it at work functions — carefully — or anywhere the flatterers gather.

Shop Sarcastic Unfiltered — unfiltered sarcastic statement wear for the brutally honest.

Garment details & care

Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000

Product features:

Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists.
Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth.
Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention.
DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG.
Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double‑needle stitched seams.

Care instructions:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Do not iron.

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What does “Nobody Likes A (Ass Kisser)” mean?

“Ass kisser” is documented idiom for the fawning flatterer — deferential to superiors in person, bold behind their backs. The cartoon draws the rest: a donkey, doing the honors.

Is it calling someone out?

Not by name — that’s the genius. It states the rule and shows the picture; the guilty recognize themselves. The sarcasm is the plausible deniability.

What makes this a good gift?

For the straight-up friend who earned everything without flattery — the one who’d rather lose than lick the boot. Gag gifts, office exchanges (brave ones), birthdays.

Where can I wear this?

Casual days, nights out, anywhere the flatterers gather — rooms that can handle the word. Work functions only for the fearless.

How should I style this?

Straight-up uniform — jeans, sneakers, and the posture of somebody who never had to suck up.

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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.

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