Prison Is For Suckas — Real Talk Prison Statement Hoodie
Not Part Of The Plan
Some people plan their whole life around staying out of a cell, and some people just never considered the alternative.
This phrase claims that incarceration honestly was never on the agenda, a fate reserved for the ones who didn't think it through.
It's a claim made like a door that was never going to be walked through, for the ones who planned their whole life around staying free.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A declaration that incarceration was never part of the plan, a fate for the ones who didn't think it through.
Who is this for?
For the ones who planned their whole life around staying free
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — For the one who planned their whole life around staying free.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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