Shit I Don't Have Time For... — Sweatshirt
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“Shit I Don't Have Time For...” is a full audit of the disqualified — twenty named varieties of nonsense, each one crossed off the wearer's calendar permanently.
The print does the talking: fake shit, snake shit, snitch shit, petty shit, jealous shit, toxic shit, borrowing shit, lying shit — the list keeps going because the wearer's patience kept a detailed ledger. The humor is the specificity; nobody on this list can claim they were not warned.
This is for the one auditing their circle — the friend doing inventory on who gets their time, and finding the shelves mostly empty.
The sarcasm is the thoroughness. It is not a vague “no drama” — it is an itemized receipt, a categorized, alphabetized-in-spirit record of every flavor of foolishness that no longer qualifies.
Wear it as the published findings — the audit is complete, the results are printed, appeals are not being accepted.
Shop Sarcastic — sarcastic statement wear for the quick-witted and the unbothered.
Garment details & care
Sweatshirt — Gildan 18000
Product features:
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar for cleaner fit and shape retention
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; primary prints via DTG
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; double-needle stitched seams
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Shit I Don't Have Time For...” mean?
It is a roll call of everything the wearer refuses — twenty named varieties of nonsense, from fake and snake to jealous, toxic, and borrowing shit. The exhaustive list is the joke: the wearer kept a detailed ledger of what no longer qualifies for their time.
Is it a compliment or shade?
It is a public service announcement with targets. Anybody who recognizes themselves in the list was already on notice — the shirt just published the findings.
What makes this a good gift?
For the auditor — the friend cleaning house, cutting the circle down to size, done with every flavor of foolishness. Birthdays, new chapters, any day they need the list in writing.
Where can I wear this?
Cookouts, casual nights, anywhere the disqualified might be reading over your shoulder. It is unfiltered, so grown-folks settings fit best.
How should I style this?
Let the list breathe — simple jeans, clean sneakers, and the satisfied look of somebody whose inventory came back clean. The audit is printed, so the outfit stays uncluttered.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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