Sneaky Bitches Give Me The Heebie Jeebies－Funny Scary Quote Hoodie
One Eye Always Open
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look
- Double-lined, adjustable hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfortable layering
- DTF/DTG printing options plus available embroidery on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
The exhausting, unpaid vigilance required around people who move too quiet to trust.
Who is this for?
For people who keep one eye open even when everything looks calm on the surface
How should I style this Hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for the friend who's never once let their guard down around the quiet ones.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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