Sunny Wit A 95% Chance Of Bullshit At My Job - Funny Weather Quote Sweatshirt
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$39.99
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt pairs soft, sturdy comfort with a dry, witty statement—bold black text across a clean white canvas reads like a weather report with attitude. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff; ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape through repeated wear. It sits in a relaxed, classic fit that layers easily over tees or under coats. Subtle production details—tubular knit with no side seams, tear-away neck label, and careful printing/embroidery options—make it feel thoughtfully made, while OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton give quiet reassurance about materials. Wear it on a slow morning, a sarcastic night out, or anytime you want to broadcast dry humor with understated comfort.
Product features
- Embroidered options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; crafted from 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Sunny Wit A 95% Chance Of Bullshit At My Job - Funny Weather Quote Sweatshirt
$39.99
Product features
- Embroidered options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; crafted from 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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