Sunny With a 95% chance of A Bitch Fuckin' With Me Today — Funny Weather Forecast Sweatshirt

A relaxed, sturdy crewneck sweatshirt with a dry, witty statement printed across the front. The soft midweight cotton-poly blend feels familiar from the first wear and holds its shape through repeated washes. The clean white backdrop makes the bold, black-and-yellow typographic design pop — a casual, sarcastic line that reads like a private joke with anyone who shares your sense of humor. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on low-key nights out, or layered under a jacket for weekend errands. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable but still say something without speaking.

Product features
- 8 oz midweight 50/50 cotton–poly blend for comfort and durability
- Embroidered decoration options or bold DTG/DTF printed graphics
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–sourced cotton
- Gray tear-away inner label; made in Nicaragua; adult sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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