Sunny With A 60% Chance I'm Hafta Check A Bitch Today — Funny Weather Forecast Sweatshirt
Basically A Promise At This Point
Product features
- Embroidered options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; crafted from 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A mock weather forecast predicting a near-guaranteed chance of foolishness or chaos showing up.
Who is this for?
For anybody whose job comes with a near-guaranteed forecast of foolishness
How should I style this Sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for the friend who's learned to just expect fuckery by now.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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