Sunny wit a 95% chance of Fuckery in the Morning - Funny Weather Forecast Hoodie
Dark Heather / S
$44.99
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Lightweight warmth with a wicked sense of humor. This cozy hoodie reads like the weather report you actually want: playful, blunt, and a little bit salty. Soft on the skin and roomy in the pockets, it settles into weekend mornings, late-night runs to the corner store, and coffee-sipping porch sessions. The text-centered design sits cleanly on the chest so the joke lands without shouting. Wear it when you want comfort that matches your mood — dry, honest, and a touch defiant.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft warmth and long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG print methods for crisp chest and sleeve/wrist graphics; embroidery available
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Sunny wit a 95% chance of Fuckery in the Morning - Funny Weather Forecast Hoodie
$44.99
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft warmth and long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG print methods for crisp chest and sleeve/wrist graphics; embroidery available
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed