Sunny With A 95% Chance Of Somebody Fuckin' Up My Day Today － Funny Weather Forecast T-Shirt
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text and sleeve detail
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A mock weather forecast predicting a near-certain chance of somebody testing their patience today.
Who is this for?
For anybody who already knows somebody's testing them before the night's over
How should I style this T-Shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A funny gift for the friend who already knows exactly who's about to try it today.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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