Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Basic Bitches
No Copy-Paste Personalities
The commandment reads plainly: basic don't get a pass just because it's easy.
This phrase claims originality as the real standard, honestly, recycled personality was never going to hold anyone's interest for long.
It's a claim made with playful warning, for anyone who wants substance, not a copy of everybody else.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Basic Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting involved with women who bring no originality, no depth, just recycled trends and recycled opinions.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who wants substance, not a copy of everybody else.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, discerning gift for anyone who values originality over trend-following.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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