Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Broke Bitches
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The commandment reads plainly: empty pockets don't become somebody else's job to fill.
This phrase claims self-preservation as wisdom, honestly, funding another person's situation was never part of the deal.
It's a claim made with financial wariness, for anyone who refuses to become someone else's bank.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Broke Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting financially responsible for someone with no resources of their own.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who refuses to become someone else's bank.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, practical gift for anyone protecting their own pockets first.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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